DOGS
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want
to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and
love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their
all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to
turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,
very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must
think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and
dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I
never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two
of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog
already thinks I am!
THIS IS SOME GOOD ADVICE!
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your
face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady
tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire
body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the
guilt thing and pout..! run right back and make
friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had
enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle them gently.